Just Wait....

Now I am forced to reply in defense of one of the great hockey teams of the land of the north. First off, a tiger skating on ice? Really a polar bear has actually seen ice before and could take a tiger down with one simple swoop. Second off, it is a cardinal sin to make fun of the person singing the national anthem. So, just tilt that nose down a little and you march your perfect little arse down to the Carlson Center to sing before you make fun of the poor fool who got tricked into singing a difficult song in a space with horrible acoustics. Third off, we didn't have to import a whole hockey team who obviously don't belong at the school. Luckily at UAF, our hockey players are just as dumb as the rest of us. Well, I don't want to give you too many more reasons why UAF is a far superior team. (I don't want you to get too depressed.) Don't worry I won't make too much fun of your puny little tigers after they loose.